Fuck having a pretty Tumblr.
You can call me Dr. D

In the quad.

I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m a very muscular guy

underneath these 74 5-layer burritos I’ve had this month.

Note: this is not an exaggeration. Seventy fucking four.

I’m in the mood for some Jager pong.
Oh, how I love thee

Oh, how I love thee

Lolol.

Lolol.

You’re welcome, Lauren.

You’re welcome, Lauren.

abifaceee:

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